ick
i think i have the bird/dog/cat/squirrel flu.
symptoms:
-appetite for foods that are exclusively yellow (and, funny enough, squishy, which is even funnier if...). for example: banana pudding, macaroni and cheese, bread and butter, eggs, tangerine juice.
-head-in-fishbowl-syndrome, frustrating enough to cause experiencer to actually wish that head would detach from body.
-scheming to move tv to bedroom so as not to have to move to watch "Law and Order."
-inability to tend to final papers and projects (this is very serious).
-irrational wanting of my mommy.
-sleeping 12-15 hours a day (this coming from an insomniac - a major feat).
if there is a god, please let me wake up tomorrow rid of this illness.
s.o.s.
symptoms:
-appetite for foods that are exclusively yellow (and, funny enough, squishy, which is even funnier if...). for example: banana pudding, macaroni and cheese, bread and butter, eggs, tangerine juice.
-head-in-fishbowl-syndrome, frustrating enough to cause experiencer to actually wish that head would detach from body.
-scheming to move tv to bedroom so as not to have to move to watch "Law and Order."
-inability to tend to final papers and projects (this is very serious).
-irrational wanting of my mommy.
-sleeping 12-15 hours a day (this coming from an insomniac - a major feat).
if there is a god, please let me wake up tomorrow rid of this illness.
s.o.s.
posted by sarah ruddy at 9.12.05
2 Comments:
When you hit all the yellowish squashes, that's when you know you're in trouble. Or if you get an odd urge to attempt flying.
But as long as Law and Order is your televisual comfort food, I think it's just normal human flu.
very funny.
btw, apparently there is a god. i'm healed. who knew?
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