Wednesday, December 07, 2005

my superpower:

putting things away in my apartment and never being able to find them again.

firewire cable? chewable flintstones vitamins? who knows?

considering that my apartment is utterly bereft of clutter, the ability to lose things like this really is quite a feat. in fact, if i could get back every moment i have ever spent thinking "if i were a size 9 knitting needle (firewire cable, checkbook...) where would i be?" i could write the great american novel.

and it would be called "When I Went on Vacation I Put My Laptop in a Drawer and When I Got Home a Week Later it Took Me 2 Hours to Find It."


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